so a couple of powerful beings that protect all the children of the world walk into a laundromat
this sounds like the start to a joke but actually
so a couple of powerful beings that protect all the children of the world walk into a laundromat
this sounds like the start to a joke but actually
“The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.” •Carl Sagan
This is one of those images that just makes you go, “woah.”
What if heaven is a giant movie theater where you can watch fanfiction as movies and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn
You know… normal girls just daydream about getting married and perfect outfits.
In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.
its always the math teacher who tells you you cant
Yes good.
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This is great omg
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You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
I JUST SPIT MY CEREAL ALL OVER MY COMPUTER
sherlocked-ravenclaw-companion:
I can’t decide which is more awesome, that Peter Pan is taunting Darth Vader, or that the stormtroopers are wearing Mickey Mouse hats.
I think we’re forgetting that Darth Vader has a balloon.
DISNEYLAND.
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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Did you know that those spiders with hair on them are mammals, and thus produce delicious (and unusually cold) milk. Spiders produce milk using the same glands that they produce silk threads with.
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if you wanna be my lover, you gotta watch doctor who
you also should watch sherlock
supernatural toooo-oooo
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